Copyrighted to Eric Sim
Copyrighted to Eric Sim
Copyrighted to Eric Sim

February 24, 2006



A TotallY Rotten day!! (I got off the wrong side of the bed..HELLO, there's only ONE side..walk into the wall if you want &^%!@&^#)


please do not whisper behind me..
yes yes..
I am there to return 2 books, borrow 2 books and take the 2 books I have reserved..
I am a mugger...U happy?!?!
What is your bloody problem..I do not even know you..
Mad couple..


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yes you!
you there!! Think I cannot run with my piles of books and steal my cab?!!!
Can't you just ask if you can have it first if you were terribly urgent?!?!!

YOU ARE HORRIBLY RUDE TO CUT ACROSS THE ROAD AND INTERCEPT MY CAB!!!!!!!!!!
AND, there was no sense of remorse or anything...argh!!
What a thing to do lady (ASS)!
How about you carry the 8 books and I take the cab?!

@##%&^%@^%#&^%$(*&(*$#&(&(#&&@^#%^%@#
May all bad things that you least want befall on you!!
Receding hairline, balding...all that you can think of!!
aHHHHHHH!!!!!!


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I am sorry to lose your matriculation card..
It's my fault..
Lose your card and unable to find it back for you..
I hope the 2 Indians who picked it up will contact you or give it to OSA soon enough..
Feel really bad about it..
Will do anything to atone for my mistake..
Sigh..


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Bad day bad day, bad bad day...
By the way, can you make up your mind if you want to rain or shine?
The decision to wear long sleeve killed me today..
The wild goose chase..
First human, card then cab..


and I think I have just complained about everything under the sun..
this stupid grouchy woman..
**BISH**
somebody wake her up!!!

*P.S. : can tell me earlier the next time if you don't know how to go? sorry for being angry.. but..hmm..yah..dont do it again..



Posted by dew at 11:42 PM

February 15, 2006

~permanenT membershIP in Dumb cluB~


hahaha..okie..I admit that I am not so smart after all..
Was conned by Mr Nicholas Lim..


Last friday night (10 Feb 2006):
Nic: "Hey..What's the address for your house?I bought 20 pieces of illegal DVDs online..a lobang from my friends.."
Bin: "Illegal?! Why do you need my address?"
Nic: "Send to you lah.."
Bin: "??!?!!"
Nic: "I wouldn't be in on wednesday morning and they only smuggle the DVDs from Malaysia on Wednesday for the checking would be more relaxed..My friend once took them from him at Jurong Point..Think I get them send it to your house would be better..the police are less likely to follow them in.."
Bin: "What?? Police?! Wah..can I don't do it?? What if I get caught?? Good recommendation from you man..Can they not send it directly to my house? Are they Ah Bengs or something? Oh my god.."
Nic: "No lah..my friend said he looked ordinary..It'll be fine..Okie..I tell them to wait downstairs..But remember to wear the cap I gave you to hide your face yah! And don't say anything..Just take and go! Understand?? I'll give you a morning call to wake you up!"


Monday night (13 Feb 2006):
Nic: "Hey..they say they will be coming out tomorrow instead of wednesday"
Bin: "But I have class at 12pm!"
Nic: "Alright..I will ask them to go by 11am"


Tuesday morning (14 Feb 2006):
went back to sleep at 8am and was woke up by the doorbell..grabbed my jacket and dashed to the door..but i was too late..my dad signed for it before I could reach the door..I was a little scared that my dad would scream at me for buying some rubbish DVDs..or perhaps, the possible lurking danger of being caught..
Delivery man: "This is for binjuan..Please sign here."
Dad: "Thank you."
Dad walked and appeared from behind the wall
Bin: "What?! Aren' they supposed to be DVDs?!!!?!!"
My dad was holding a bouquet of roses with an invoice in his hand!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!


It was sweet! But it was a BIG FAT LIE!! hahahhaha!!!
Smelly pig! =P
Thank you baby!!! Surprisingly romantic! hahha!! muack muack!!







The funnier thing was..I, being the dumb, managed to trick Nic unintentionally in telling me the price of the bouquet!
Bin: "Your florist really not smart! He actually gave me the invoice as well!"
Nic: "What?! So you know that it costs $65 bucks?!!"
Bin: "hahahah!Oh well, the price was not there..You just told me actually.(a nonchalant tone) I didn't say the price was there! hohoho!!"
Nic: "You bluff me?!Anyway, the price wasn't 65..nah nah..you were wrong.."


hohoho...it is not working Mr Lim..You have lousy acting skills..lalala..
My first successful attempt in getting him to say the wrong thing! Aint I proud of myself! hahahha..despite that it was all by accident..nevertheless..


IT WAS A VERY VERY HAPPY DAY!!!!
dreamy dreamy dreamy..hehe!!
oh..watch how the heart flutters..
hahaha!!


Posted by dew at 1:43 AM

February 08, 2006


Distracted and dejected no more..


I am back on track.
Happy and satisfied..


Thank you ning..jia.. =)

One pinch of kiss
Two spoonfuls of concern
Three scoops of love..
Tinkling of the heart..

I want a big bear hug from yoOOoo!


Posted by dew at 12:40 AM

February 06, 2006




EXPECTATIONS, EXPECTATIONS, EXPECTATIONS?!!!?!!!
I'm so trapped with this..
Does anyone has any idea how to solve this?
I'm becoming so irritating..
Hate myself for behaving like this..
But I cannot help it..
I want to change it...
But I cannot..
Who's problem is it?
It boils down to mine..
Extinguish that fire in me..
Why do you always have to be so picky..
Nothing is perfect in life..
What's your f**king idiotic problem..
Tolerance lijia says..
I'm lacking in that..
Why can I just be nicer to my family and the most beloved one?
You are just mad..
His hair do not stand like mine..
I am the stubborn one..
Like a big ox..a big and obstructing rock!
Please do yourself a favour..
Show more tolerance..be more appreciative..
It will turn out well...
Your expectations of others will kill you..
Treasure what you have..
I know you will regret when you lose it...

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I wan to change..
Please do..



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